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A perfectly manicured green lawn is bad for health due to the amount of chemical fertilizers, pesticides, herbicides and excessive watering required to maintain it. What to do instead that will be far less stressful, more beautiful, and good for your family and the community.
I hate lawns. No offense to any of you self described lawn freaks out there, but the fact is that the more perfect and unblemished a lawn is, the more I hate it.
Perhaps my extreme distaste for perfect lawns comes from my own Mother’s obsession with lawns while I was growing up. Even today, she waters, sprays, weed eats, fertilizes, and chemicalizes the living daylights out of her lawn season after season and then laments how my yard looks better than hers.
What do I do to achieve superior lawn status? Absolutely nothing. Please don’t call it a lawn, though.
The word lawn to me means that you actually work on it and spray things on it. I don’t work on mine at all; therefore, it is a yard. It’s amazing how nice – not perfect – things can look when you leave nature alone and don’t disrupt the soil balance with chemicals.
Golf Courses Are Just Too Perfect
As much as I love to play golf (and I played a lot growing up – basically every day), I would never live on a golf course because I hate how perfect they look all the time.
I much prefer the links-style courses of Australia and Europe where frequently nothing is sprayed and yet the grass is beautiful anyway with mottled patches of brown and various shades of green grass snaking up and down each fairway.
The “greens” may or may not be green .. but the grass is smooth and slick anyway providing a perfect putting surface just the same as the overchemicalized American versions.
I once was told that each golf course green in America requires about $10,000 in chemicals to maintain it each year. I have no idea if this is true or not, but even if it’s remotely close speaks volumes to the amount of poison that is dumped in our environment year after year simply to maintain small patches of green putting surface.
Insane.
Avoiding a lawn was a primary reason my husband and I moved to a rural neighborhood.
The thought of having a Homeowner Association send me a nasty letter because I had a brown spot or two on my lawn made no sense to me and knowing myself well, I realized I would never be moved to comply with these “rules”.
Such a letter would mean that I would have to spray chemical fertilizers and pesticides on said brown spots which my children would track into the house. Pesticides in a home take a very long time to break down. Kind of like a house guest you can’t seem to get rid of.
Pesticides on my lawn would also mean hormone-disrupting, cancer-causing fumes mixing with the air we breathed inside. Not to mention that pesticides have been linked with ADHD in children. Though I didn’t know this at the time we bought our house, it seemed common sense to me to avoid them.
I don’t need a scientific study to tell me that chemicals and children shouldn’t mix.
Weeds Can Be Beautiful
I love the mixture of weeds and grass that makes up my front yard. I even love the sandspurs. They have a place in my yard and my kids know to wear shoes in that area.
Do I try to get rid of them? Not a chance.
My front yard is predominantly one type of grass and my back yard is another type. Yeah and they look very different. Do I feel compelled to make everything uniform? Not in the slightest. If it’s green and it grows, I’m good with it.
I have never put down any pesticides or chemicals of any kind on my yard in the 25+ years we’ve lived here.
I love that my children can run barefoot on it and that when they were toddlers, they could eat the dirt, leaves, and grass without danger (toddlers eat dirt for a reason, by the way. It primes their immune system and leaves them healthier as adults).
Not only haven’t I ever sprayed my yard, but I’ve also never watered it either. Why? If there is no rain, a yard should die and turn brown.
I consider this a welcome relief from mowing and other yard duties. I hate thirsty lawns that suck up water by the hundreds of gallons. It is such a waste to me and a clear testament to the unsustainable living mentality of Americans in general.
A green lawn during the dry season is weird. It’s not only not natural, it’s downright distasteful. My brown yard comes back beautiful and green when the rains return. Do I need to resod or reseed? Of course not. Nature knows what to do. It’s only chemicalized perfect lawns that have trouble during and after droughts.
I’m thinking about lawns right now because my Mom is preparing to completely resod her entire (and very large) yard at the moment. The dirt had finally had enough abuse over the years and even the extreme treatments of lawn maintenance companies could not bring it back.
The soil was basically so dead nothing would grow in it anymore.
So, thousands of dollars are now required to completely resod the whole thing!
I am very happy to report that my Mom is open to using one of the new organic lawn services that have become more widespread in my community in recent years once her new lawn is laid. You go Mom!
One step at a time, though.
Maybe someday I can convince her to turn off those sprinklers and love the weeds as much as the grass!
Thanks Sarah. I’ve slowly worked at transforming my south-facing backyard into an edible garden. I’ve been composting and working that into the heavy clay soils. The north-facing front yard is a little harder because fewer edibles will grow there…I’d love to have an entirely edible yard eventually!
Wow, you would love our house. We live in unincorporated Gwinnett County, north of Atlanta, and our house backs up to wooded county property. Our backyard is mixed pine hardwoods, and the small patch of what some might call a “lawn” in the front yard takes about 5-10 minutes to mow and consists of nothing but native herbaceous vegetation. The wooded backyard was actually the main selling point for us (we’re both wildlife biologists).
When my husband goes out to mow, he announces that he’ll be back in 10 – he’s going to mow the weeds. 🙂
ps back yard is aue naturale
I’d love to see a picture of your yard! I WISH we hadn’t bought in an HOA neighborhood.
hahaha nice rant!! I use an all natural fertilizer from A1 Organic in Milford MI on my front and mow, occasionally water , I have lots of Oak trees so it’s pretty much shaded, everyone else’s is greener sooner than mine but that’s ok!!! Now Fall that’s another story raking is my life if I don’t pick them up the kill the grass so………..
Don’t rake your leaves. Just mulch them with the mower. I lived on a military installationa and every year the soldiers would be out raking and bagging leaves. I drove me crazy> Not only were they picking up leaves, but some of the top soil as well. My neighbors also being good soldiers were doing the same. As I watch them struggle, I pulled out my mower and ran over the crisp fall leaves and watch then disappear behind it. In a half hour I was finished and they were still raking away!
You would adore my yard then!
If I had my way, I’d have no grass, just edibles and some pretty flowers to look at 🙂
Most of my backyard is wild (inedible, unfortunately) strawberry plants. Hardly grass anymore at all. The front is a big mix of weeds and grass. I get lots of dandelions in the spring. I consider it “harvest season!” Frankly I think lawns are generally a waste of space. Why not use that space for growing herbs or food — things that are useful? Most ornamental plants make no sense to me at all. There is a family near my church whose entire yard is consumed by gardens, they sell what they produce at a little stand in their yard. I love it.
I do water my gardens. 🙂 but I don’t water my lawn. Or do much of anything to it ever. Don’t people even realize how useless lawns really are? Grass is only good if you’ve got cattle to feed. Otherwise it’s wasted space.
Now getting a cow would really tick off a homeowners association :-). You could claim you decided to go with a gas friendly lawnmower…
You should put a photo up of your lawn. My husband is in charge of our yard and he loves the chemicals and the expanse of manicured lawn. Plus we do live in one of those HOA’s that will send out a letter if a weed gets over 1 foot tall. I’m not even joking. Our HOA even requires that we have a sprinkler system installed in our yard. I much prefer my Mema’s backyard growing up where everything was “wild” and there were different textures to play with. Making mud pies is SO much more fun when you’ve got different kinds of weed/seed pods to put in the mix. Our backyard is a boring slate of green grass with tons of plastic toys to keep the kids entertained.
I should add, the lawn belongs to my husband, but the flowerbeds belong to me. I’ve replaced the ornamental bushes with strawberry plants and blueberry bushes! I want to replace the crepe mertle with a fruit bearing tree, but it’s a pretty big tree now and it’d be hard to remove. I’d like to “relocate” it to the backyard, but that really would be too expensive, so I may just plant that fruit tree in the backyard instead. The idea was to have a front flowerbed that was all edible to sort of say haha to my HOA. Follow the rules, but just barely!
I love the weeds too…never could understand why people try so hard to get ride of beautiful colorful little flowers.